Lover and Friend Mein Kya Fark Hai? . . . . . Lover: Tumhein Kuch Hua To Main Zinda Nahi Rahunga. Friend: Jab Tak Main Zinda Hun Tumhein Kuch Hone Nahi Dunga!
Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte. Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate. Wife: Woh Kyon? Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!